Not that my marriage is particularly fragile. Anyone who can stay married to me for a dozen years is either serious about it or too demoralized to run away.
But if my marriage were threatened, perhaps it would be by:
1. ennui
2. kids who stay up past their bedtimes
3. flatulence
4. Rick Perry, who told gay Texan veterans that if they don't like the state's anti-gay measures, they can live somewhere else. Now who's gonna defend my marriage if shit goes down?
5. Every politician who had anything to do with Terri Schiavo's case, because they meddled in a private, spousal decision-making situation.
Keep reading for the rest.
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