Thursday

My Boyfriend is a Twat

How to be a proper lady

At first sight of a mouse I will freeze, for up to half an hour, and stare, and go a bit numb. OR I will scream my head off, and swear a lot. The first is probably lady-y. The second is probably not. I will then cry, loudly, for a matter of hours. I will go through a period of blame, and then veer into the desire for quick and violent retribution. None of these - particularly after the crying, are very pretty states to be in.


Out of all her posts, why did I pick this one? Simple. I am having ant issues right now. I don't like ants. I am terrified of ants. And I want someone to come over and save me. NOW!

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