Found at Justice Now!:
Another rumor has it that Saddam agreed to help Rumsfeld out by stopping the insurgency, but drew the line at Rumsfeld's next request.Technorati Tag: politics
When Rumsfeld asked Saddam to join a dog and pony show to increase support for privatization, negotiations collapsed.
"That pig just won't hunt." Saddam said, " I refuse to waste my considerable political capitol on a dead pig like privatization of social security. George should give up trying to sell that pig, even with all the lipstick he's put on it."