If you "Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Saviour," take the magic bath, drink the holy juice, cluck like a chicken and spin three times (or something like that), then it doesn't matter what kind of asshole you are, you're in! You're going to heaven--leaving the rest of the foolish heathens behind to face eternal flames.
And, they never leave that hell part out. EVER. You wash away your sins so that you don't go to hell. Period. These are the kind of people that think that Mother Teresa is in hell right now for praying to Mary and the Saints, instead of keeping her eyes on the prize--the J. Man. But, Carla Faye Tucker, who hacked up two people with an axe, then found Jesus in prison, is in Heaven.
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