Friday, in the midst of a heated lefty-dominated conversation regarding -- what else -- the "non-mythical" status of global warming and how Bush & Co. are destroying the earth, the part of me that just can't shut up happened to win the mental tug-of-war and blurted,
"I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that I emptied my ashtray out the window on the 405, while pushing my 20-year-old sports car up to 90 MPH..."
The lefties laughed.
"No, no no. Don't laugh. I'm not kidding."
This type of right-wing honesty is something far too subtle and nuanced for a liberal to understand.
We on the right DO want to destroy the earth -- who's pretending not to have an orgasm over one melting glacier? Raise your hand. It's okay, this is a private forum.
The amusing thing is, liberals constantly want to debate us on our utter disgust for the ground we inhabit.
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