I tried to buy a new bra this morning, but was told my breasts were too big for any of the bras in the shop.
No really.
Stop laughing.
Those of you in cyberspace who are unaware of my bra size should be tipped off by the raucous uncontrollable laughing you can hear echoing around the world at this very moment. Obviously this is a very new phenomenon for me.
As it happens I am too 'fat' to fit into most of the pants off the rack here. I have a 30 inch waist: yeah I'm a regular whale.
I guess the only consolation to being a human whale, is that in comparison to the girls around me I have Pammy Anderson's breasts.
Shut-up, I said in comparison!
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